Free Hindi Ringtones And Mobile Tones

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. (Perfection cannot be amended)

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. ( & Save the poor guy from u)

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up
there. (Now u know where a man has to go so that he cant hear his wife talk)

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. (Its bettter than None as it is for the women Species)

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. (Thats what guys make u feel, so that female's dont feel bad about what they r missing)

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart. (Female are different but have the same face (PRAISE THE LORD FOR THE MAKE UP KIT !!!!!!!)

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make
some woman miserable. (The Guy whose a guru (KnowALL))

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them(WOMEN) are the do-it-yourself
on yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for
it. (Since FEMALES can't do anything RIGHT on their own)

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. (YES 99.99 husbands say that)

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. (Cos once he commits, That is the only destination He has )

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in
biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. (Thats what the women are made to belive)

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks. (Cos thats the only book women can read if u leave out the Words on it)

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his. (Women atleast have to make him belive that u understand A JOKE)

15. Sadly, all men are created equal. (Very single one has a brain)

Send this to 10 BRIGHT Women to make their day!

And a couple of Normal men to really make their day